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A young man wakes up in the middle of the night with a sudden urge to use the toilet. As he daringly makes his way to the nearest toilet, he is assaulted and abducted by an evil, demonic cow and thrown into an interdimensional dungeon.
You must help Jack climb this tower of spiraling madness and defeat the malevolent farm animal, for, obviously, his lair holds the only toilet of the dimension...
You must help Jack climb this tower of spiraling madness and defeat the malevolent farm animal, for, obviously, his lair holds the only toilet of the dimension...
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This is Jack, also known as Civilian-06. You, as the player, must help him complete his epic quest of urination.
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A wrathful bovine that preys on innocent people. Has he finally kidnapped the wrong guy...?
This is Jack, also known as Civilian-06. You, as the player, must help him complete his epic quest of urination.
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A wrathful bovine that preys on innocent people. Has he finally kidnapped the wrong guy...?
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Urgency meter: Find the dastardly devil before it reaches 100%... or else! You can toggle it on and off by pressing the ALT key, and decrease it by using drugs such as duloxetine (this has side effects though, such as blurry vision amongst others).
Menu: Toggle it using X. You can quickly access your inventory and/or save (you obviously won't want to quit while playing, but I included that option anyways).
Item: Tired of mindlessly picking up keys and have doors open themselves as you pass? Well not anymore! By setting an item up from the "Inventory" screen, you can store it for later use, more specifically when you press the CTRL key. Don't want to think where you can use your key before actually using it? Be prepared to face a couple hundred "This key doesn't fit anywhere in front of me." messages then!
Sprint (not pictured): Press SHIFT to take a sprint, useful to cross certain traps/floors. But due to his bladder condition, Jack can't take a very long sprint, and he must walk very slowly for a few seconds afterwards.
Save anywhere: You can, well... save anywhere! Save often, because although every puzzle has a way to be done even if you mess it up, it will cost you some extra time, and time is urgency...
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Use your wit to overcome such obstacles as brightly coloured floor.
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The title screen as seen in-game.
Urgency meter: Find the dastardly devil before it reaches 100%... or else! You can toggle it on and off by pressing the ALT key, and decrease it by using drugs such as duloxetine (this has side effects though, such as blurry vision amongst others).
Menu: Toggle it using X. You can quickly access your inventory and/or save (you obviously won't want to quit while playing, but I included that option anyways).
Item: Tired of mindlessly picking up keys and have doors open themselves as you pass? Well not anymore! By setting an item up from the "Inventory" screen, you can store it for later use, more specifically when you press the CTRL key. Don't want to think where you can use your key before actually using it? Be prepared to face a couple hundred "This key doesn't fit anywhere in front of me." messages then!
Sprint (not pictured): Press SHIFT to take a sprint, useful to cross certain traps/floors. But due to his bladder condition, Jack can't take a very long sprint, and he must walk very slowly for a few seconds afterwards.
Save anywhere: You can, well... save anywhere! Save often, because although every puzzle has a way to be done even if you mess it up, it will cost you some extra time, and time is urgency...
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Use your wit to overcome such obstacles as brightly coloured floor.
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The title screen as seen in-game.
- ccoa's UMS
- Everything else by me.
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I'm looking forward to it.