Dear Bacon

[Venetia]

Fix up your weird mushroom-ish-shaped wood structure or I'm sellin it to other people :box:

 

[LiquidMetal91]

Dibs xD

I bet 3.5k

 

[So fist]

dearest bacon,

I am writing to inquire about a position i would like to fill in your ass. I am a lonely barmaid seeking a warm crevice with which to pin my dreams of modeling upon. If you would be so kind as to let me dwell in your buttcrack I will promise to keep the place tidy and allow no visitors after hours. PM me if you would like to negotiate rent.

Sincerely,
Lufia

 

[Perihelion]

If we're reselling the lot, I want a chance to bid on it too.

 

[bacon]

ive been so busy just give me some time ;-; ~