This thread is Haiku,

[moog]

damn British people!!!
comin in here insulting.....
....nah im not serus

 

[Spoo]

I don't really care
Brits are pretty cool, I guess
Well, the ones from here.

 

[moog]

back home from dallas
i fucked bacon in his ass
he only cried once

 

[Spoo]

god damn it this thread
i forgot it existed
so now i must post

 

[Ellie]

I am rather drunk
And I think I scared my friend
With my rather drunk

 

[Xilef]

I exposed myself
So now I am in prison
Hope to get out soon

 

[Injury]

My brain hurts so much
Not nearly bad as pride
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

 

[Spoo]

I like poetry
But one thing invades my mind.
Fives sevens and fives.

I will just write here
Until this urge disappears.
Sometimes my brain sucks.

Dude brain please stop it.
It is hard to work like this.
Stop all this nonsense.

I need some quatrains.
Maybe a sestet or two.
Think of fireflies.

 

[Ellie]

I do not know why
I bother going to work
Ants could do this job

 

[Spoo]

My thoughts are the same
My job is heavy lifting
In the sun, to boot.

Also, Florida.
This state sucks many ballsacks.
Shit dude it is hot.

 

[Ellie]

I think of you like
'Merica's Australia
But with old people

 

[Spoo]

Only part of it.
Immigrants, crime, and drugs too.
So yeah, Australia.

 

[Injury]

capitalism
unconventionality
sophisticated

 

[Ellie]

Communism though
Though it may claim otherwise
Fails down to mankind

 

[Spoo]

I want to go home.
Like, I'm not sentimental
But I do miss home.

 

[Ellie]

I am watching Dave
Same shows on as yesterday
What did I expect

 

[Injury]

I pray for the past
but what will become of it
music life and regrets?

 

[Jason]

I pooped in a bowl,
Then threw it at Injury,
Throwing poop is fun.

 

[Injury]

Jason eats the dick
but that will not stop him, no!
dick poo dick poo dick?

 

[Jason]

Yes, I eat the dick.
Eating dick makes me stronger!
So stronk... like Poland!