Random NPC conversations. What would you say?

[insomniacmg]

I smoke rocks

 

[Grathea]

I'd probably stare at them until they feel uncomfortable. Then, I'd probably give them some kind of quest tip that would lead them in circles for hours until they eventually realize I lied to them.
Sweet, sweet revenge.

 

[kirbwarrior]

"If you give me a/the [extremely powerful item/weapon/armor/character], I'll be rich/happy/angry!"

Or just: "...
...
(fight breaks out)."

 

[ParkAvenger]

"No I'm NOT interested in the Book of Mormon!"

*talk to me again*

"Polygamy..? Hmm, uh, come on in."

OR----------------------------------------

"Oh jeez, not another Jehovah's Witness.

 

[Kururu]

I've got another one.
"Hey, you wanna fight? I think we should fight. Come on, let's fight!

FIGHT!!!



Wait... wrong person. You seen Odeko-kun anywhere?"

 

[Jeff the Green]

Um... you do realize that it's physically impossible to lift a sword that size, don't you?