Random Battle - dead at last
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"That was cool." The girl said, grinning as the ashes of the whorehouse danced on the breeze, the smell of charred prostitute flesh filling the air as she tapped her club on the ground. "I want to try it."
She leapt from the ground onto the roof of a neighbouring building, the occupants of which were running out with buckets of water trying to deal with the now dying flames before they spread. She dashed across the rooftops, humming to herself.
"Seems like I've found a fun place." She chirped in a sing-sing voice. "Now I get to break it."
With that she leapt from the roof into an alley in the gap between two buildings. it looked like a long, darker alley was ending there. She could hear voices. This was brilliant.
"Hey, hey misters..." She began, sounding like she was going to ask for help or say she was lost. "I'm going to make you break~"
She leapt from the ground onto the roof of a neighbouring building, the occupants of which were running out with buckets of water trying to deal with the now dying flames before they spread. She dashed across the rooftops, humming to herself.
"Seems like I've found a fun place." She chirped in a sing-sing voice. "Now I get to break it."
With that she leapt from the roof into an alley in the gap between two buildings. it looked like a long, darker alley was ending there. She could hear voices. This was brilliant.
"Hey, hey misters..." She began, sounding like she was going to ask for help or say she was lost. "I'm going to make you break~"
Anonymous
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"You have a weapon!" The girl said, giggling. "Funsies!" Using her shoulder as a pivot, she shung her makeshift mace in front of her. "You're asking silly questions, though. Why do you even care?"
She grinned widely, her mouth morphing for a second to allow the smile to cover her entire face and reveal several rows of razor-sharp teeth. She closed her mouth for a second and smiled again, thus time a mouth better suited to her face, small and human and missing a canine.
"I'm the person who brings everyone fun." She said, leaping into the air and bringing her club down. "It'll be really cool, just wait! I'll make your head leak and you'll see!"
She grinned widely, her mouth morphing for a second to allow the smile to cover her entire face and reveal several rows of razor-sharp teeth. She closed her mouth for a second and smiled again, thus time a mouth better suited to her face, small and human and missing a canine.
"I'm the person who brings everyone fun." She said, leaping into the air and bringing her club down. "It'll be really cool, just wait! I'll make your head leak and you'll see!"
Anonymous
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"Aww, come on! I'll show you, it's fun! It'll only hurt for a seond, I promise, and it looks brilliant after!"
A rat darted by and she smashed her mace into it, sending rat bits flying around.
"See, it looks cool with that but since you're bigger it'll look even better with you! Let me show you pretty please?"
With that she darted at her victim once again, giggling and raising her club. Suddenly a woman fell from the sky.
She considered the offer, flicking her lip.
"...I guess, this guy doesn't get how cool he'd look if I smushed him anyway. A lord must be really strong!"
A rat darted by and she smashed her mace into it, sending rat bits flying around.
"See, it looks cool with that but since you're bigger it'll look even better with you! Let me show you pretty please?"
With that she darted at her victim once again, giggling and raising her club. Suddenly a woman fell from the sky.
She considered the offer, flicking her lip.
"...I guess, this guy doesn't get how cool he'd look if I smushed him anyway. A lord must be really strong!"
Anonymous
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"Huh, well if I'm not going anywhere..." She said cheerily, tapping her club on the rat's body. "Then I can stay here and show you how cool you'll look smushed!"
Anonymous
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"I'm Este..." The girl began, "But you can't kill me, sorry. I still have to bring fun to everyone."
Anonymous
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"Once more?" The girl said, ignoring the cut, "I've never been in hell, is it fun there?"
She leapt into the air, bringing her club down with every inch of her superhuman strength.
"Gonna make you go splat!"
She leapt into the air, bringing her club down with every inch of her superhuman strength.
"Gonna make you go splat!"